WEIRD DREAM

I had a weird dream last night.

Started when i went to school(omg taman rashna), Mdm Pua takes mandarin class, teaches us mandarin(WTF).
I walks to front of class and asks Mdm Pua that i had to go to the toilet. In toilet, got someone shitting inside, he singing Take On Me by Aha(LOLWTF).
When i got back to class, Mdm Pua calls Benjamin Lee, Tee Jiale, Lim Jia Meng, Bryan Chew, Yap Shi Zheng, Gan Hui Yee, Lim Mien Lie, Bette Chia, Chan Zhi Ling and Ng Jia Yi come out to passup "练习（一）", Benjamin and Gan Hui Yee didn't passup.
BUT SUDDENLY, Gan Hui Yee and Benjamin exchanges their rings and kisses and Mdm Pua declares them "husband and wife"(LOLOLOL!).

End Class, Saw Leow Jee Wei in the Drain(diao longkang), went on my mother's car. I saw Yan Yee Shen kidnapping 4 kids, i dialed 999, no one answer, but i saw a helicopter flying across(LOL), so nvm lah.
Then my mother drove to Jaya Jusco, saw my guinea pigs playing a match of Rock Band 2 game in a WGC(World Gaming Championship) match(WALAO, GUINEA PIGS).
Then i saw Yan Yee Shen again, i asked him if he had kidnapped somebody today, without a word, he "Teleportaled" away to a place, I follow his "portal" to catch him, i ended up in a Sex Store and YYS is reading a porn mag(LOL). Then, the cops come to arrest him. Then saw Lim Jia Meng and went to Starbucks with him.(Then i forgot liaw)

More Moonwalking Madness

sohai

Foongwalk!

BILLIE JOHN(fong), IS MOONWALKING!

The Result ......

People 100% agree that Bryan Chew should be called " Bryan Chew His Balls"


All Say Gratz to him....* Claps *

hmmm

i read a magazine. that says a little girl saw her brother and another girl (CHA)


hmmm

the little girl shall be me...


THE brother shall be? choose one at write at chatbox =)


1.Tan Chuan Kiat
2.Yan Yee Shen
3.Yap Shi Zheng
4.John Goh --- OPTION FIXED
5.John Fong !!!



the person that is CHA is.. NG SIN YEE



make the story ... :P

omg what a fag

ANTI
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Scan Log 3/11/09, 3:57 PM
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Scanning http://thestarsyndicate.blogspot.com/
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Scan Complete!
Detected: 1 Faggots, 1 Bitches.
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Results
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Faggots (1)
Evon.fgt : "evon.... i sometimes.. REALLY REALLY bey tahan u..."

Bitches (1)
Evon.bch : "Evon Lee is a big fat bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She is the biggest bitch in the whole wide world"


Scan Completed
Terminating Self
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EVON... *speechless*

evon.... i sometimes.. REALLY REALLY bey tahan u...
CAN U PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CONTROL UR FREAKING TEMPER..i wan to complain about ur attitude ..
EVERYDAY SCOLD ME LIKE U MY MOTHER, SOME MORE WRITE A DIARY ABOUT US GAMBLING .. how about u ler??
u got do dun say other ppl lah !!!
i REALLY REALLY wanna PUKE in front of YOU....
and dont call me for no reason to waste my time...


SEE THIS


my everyday life....



Monday= destroyed by evon
Tuesday= destroyed by evon
Wednesday=destroyed by evon
Thursday=destroyed by evon
Friday=destroyed by evon
Saturday=happy day
Sunday= love day (LOL)



as u can see at this above BOX... its the truth .. the ratings of evon destroying my days
are
80/100% ...
and if u wan to be happy and live happy ever after with ur LOVER ....(LOL)
please listen to my advice !!!
evon is a tough girl that is hard to be friends with..



and evon.. if u wan say anything.. u should be lucky. i write very 'KIND' oredi
if you dont like it.. i can change to a 'BETTER' (worse) one...
its ur choice...
..............................................................................


*FAINTS*

LOL best day of my life

today, i went to a camp... there is this guy that is mega damn cool.. and he keeps hugging me..though he is 20+ years old =.=''

today we played together like hell since its the last day...
and
EVERYBODY !!!!

i hereby announce that i dont like ssw
will never like ssw
will not have any crazy realtionship with him anymore..
coz i got another ^.^...
he is way kind.. he give me toy bear which is so cute and chocolate's too ^.^

its a secret

Epic Chart of 6H

Zomg TEH EPIKNESS

btw made with graphjam graph maker, itz a cool application

lalalalalalalaal

now the posts are so... SLOW to be published.... we need more !! more !!!.. why like nobody post liao de...


Xænon, long long then post very funny stuffs
richeen , i dunno
demongirl01 , i dunno
yuki , sometimes got sometimes no..freaky
Dræco, rarely =.='''
iRegretx, i dunno ler
YYS , never !!! GRRRR



or maybe coz the ratings gone down , xD... anyways..
SCROLL DOWN FOR Xænon's POST

CHINESE LOVE THINGY MADNESS

我 麦克。。。
oh mygod...

歪 凹 都是 所害 奥卫士 法竟 无赖特 都是 采妮是 乐夫 丁乙？！#￥！
why all those sohai always fucking write those chinese love thingy?!#￥!

爱 偶手 奥卫士 大捕类 大汗 万 吐 我米特 鸟 啊。。
i also always takboleh tahan want to vomit liao arh..

肯 油 乌我 不立士 不立士 不立士。。。 吃黑纸 凹 都是 法个体？？
can you all please please please... change all those faggot??

爱 肯呢体 得可 地士 爱你摸。。。
i cannot take this anymore...

艘， 不立士 立谋 凹 地死 法个体。。
so, please remove all this faggot..

TRANSLATED BY XENON CHINESE TRANSLATOR

DræcoFlames : LMFAO, nice translation

iRegretx : LOL nice XENON CHINESE TRANSLATOR ,
i SUPPORT you to hate this love thingy...
NUMBER 1 write this is SOMEONES EX GF name xD
NUMBER 2 is another EX GF name xD
NUMBER 3 ALL THE GIRLS IN CLASS EXCEPT ME AND HUI LING !!!

Omg!!!

ppl quickly see all the posts that u have missed !!!

later they gone arrr !!!!! ....
lol...

the ratings really DIE.. that time...

Since....

Since the link of the blog changed, the rating was like....

this...

o lol.... btw the rating will eventually drop till kosong cause no one will come and see this blog liao, all mati liao, how to see?

so to keep the rating, i change back to original link.
and the teacher also no go see this blog liao de...
nvm de lar.

we just scared that those btches tell teacher.
nvm tho, they scared we kick her butt.
so u btches better dont spread.
i gave u warning.
if teacher know, i first kena u, evon.
the ultra btch.
second u, ljw,
the super btch.

remember.

today

today's action from me.. was bad.. i felt bad.. i felt like everyone hated me for kicking bryan chew's bird... till he cry.....

do you think i am bad? evil? ...T.T....
i juz hate myself when i do things like this.. that makes ppl hate me...

juz say it.. everyone hates me... after the voting we will soon find out....
vote it !.. at the top right of the blog.......

2 new posts!

2 new posts !!! be sure to check EMM out !

Today's news and torcher

today.. we had to write 400 words of ( wo yi hou bu hui zai du bo)

it was like hell.. hand nly boom...

anyways.. did u remember the last POST ? (click the 'POST' word)

yup... ad ang.. bobo ang...

today we spam his name bobo ang...
he got angry and threw the chair and scream like a girl..
then ppl laugh at him...

how lame was that?......




ANYWAYS...

Tan Chuan Kiat = shemale number 1
Yan Yee Shen = Gross Freak number 1
Benjamin = shemale number 2
Fu sheng = shemale number 3 and Gross Freak number 2
Benjamin = SKFeiZhou... (meaning.. he is a fei zhou ren that needs sk 2 )

this is the current names


stay update on thestarsyndicate website for more !

WARNING

WARNING


evon wants to know the current starsyndicate website link.. please be very aware that she must not know it.. if not we will have to keep moving this blog over and over again

some rants =)

this is a song abt 'Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch (edited) version'!!! Hope all TSS members like it~ Pls do comment after reading the lyrics though!

E*** Lee is a big fat bitch, she's a big fat bitch

She is the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She is a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday she's a bitch

On Tuesday she's a bitch

On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday just to be different,

Shes u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met that freaking Lee E***

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair

She's a bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch

bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch

She's a stupid bitch, E*** Lee is a bitch

And she's a dirty bitch

Talk to the kids around the world

It might go something like this

(Sung in three different languages by other children)

China - France - Germany - Africa

Have you ever met that freakin Lee E***

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair

She's a bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch

bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch

She's a stupid bitch, Lee E*** in a stupid bitch

And she's such a dirty bitch : I really mean it

E*** Lee, she's a big fat bitch, stinking bitch,

Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Lee E***nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Yeah.. Cha!

change the name if u wanna use it =) pls rate and comment!! I did alot of hard work on this one by pausing the video by every single line ~ XD hope all of u enjoy it!!

 HEAD ADMIN COMMENT: 
 Censored. sorry abt it but it was too offensive. i only changed the text colour, not deleting it, so,  highlight it if you wanna read it. 

An epic story generated from a story generator

"Once upon a time there was a young girl named Evon.  Evon was 12 years old and lived in Super Longkang, Klang River.  While walking home from school one day, a Faggot John Fong jumped out from behind a mountain taller than Mount Everest and tackled Evon to the ground.  But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Evon realized that the Faggot John Fong was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off.  At that moment, Evon decided to keep the Faggot John Fong as a pet.  And on the way home she decided to name her pet Faggot John Fong ''Darling Fong.''  When Evon and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch?  That's right, it was Evon's mother, Ultra-Bitch.  And boy was she surprised to see a Faggot John Fong following Evon into the yard!  ''What in world is that?'' shouted Ultra-Bitch.  ''It's a Faggot John Fong,'' answered Evon.  ''Dah, I can see that, Evon, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Ultra-Bitch.  ''It's my new pet!'' answered Evon.  ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Ultra-Bitch.  ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Faggot John Fongs.  But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.''  And with that Evon grabbed Darling Fong by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove.  Once in the house, Evon and Darling Fong played and played, that is until Evon's favorite television show, ''RedTube Porn Channel,'' started.  At that point Evon forgot all about Darling Fong having an unsupervised run of the house.  That is until half way through ''RedTube Porn Channel,'' when Evon was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''FUCK CUT BITCH SUCKING COCK WITH SHIT!!  Evon! Get your fucking asss in the toilet bowl...NOW!!''  With that Evon rushed into the toilet bowl to see what all the fuss was about.  When she entered the toilet bowl, there stood her father, Lee Fucker, pointing toward the Cyber Sex Machine.  ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father.  Then, as Evon followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about.  There, smack dab in the middle of the Cyber Sex Machine, was the biggest pile of John Fong doo-doo she had ever seen!  ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Lee Fucker.  ''But you had better get it cleaned up now!  And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!''  Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Evon knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Darling Fong for a pet.  So without hesitation, Evon set out to find where Darling Fong was hiding.  After a few minutes of looking, Evon discovered Darling Fong crouched beneath the table that Evon did her TCK on.  ''Come on, Darling Fong, it's time to find you a new home.  And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Cyber Sex Machine!'' scolded Evon.  ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet John Fong!!  And with that Evon led Darling Fong out of the house and down to the local Longkang Market.  They had a pet section and Evon knew the owner would find Darling Fong a good home.  So after saying good-bye to Darling Fong, and thanking the owner of Longkang Market, Evon walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen XXL Sized Keg of John Fong's Sauces.  But Evon's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up.  And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Evon suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.  The End."

Pity u guys

Pity u all lar ~
Guys , dun be sad . really . i rather sit outside than hearing teacher talk shit . and then , got bitten until like . DOG ... scary lar your teacher . the evon should get what she deserve . that ...
U guys so daring hor ... gamble . GOOD !!!


i wonder who won ??


Fk-ing girl . u better keep your mouth shut . Don't simply tell people that i snatch you friend's husband la . u ci bai ~


You guys maybe should be thinking that i won't say bad words ... but then , almost everyday i do that cuz go tooooooo amny bitches and freaks and idiots and charming fking boys and most of all .... YOU !


I caught TCK sitting like a very high-class women . with his hand under his chin , and leg crossed . .. omg ! How **** even like such a ~~ .. It is really weird that rumours spread quickly ... i wonder who started it ... no need to say , surely BITCHES !


I have a feeling that siao shun yen ( wrong spelling ) fall i love with ..... everytime when he sees ..... , he goes nuts and smile like he is .....'s husband . and he keeps on coming near her just to see her and he always touch her and mostly the place where boys are not allow to touch . BOOBS and the bottom .


I'm really scared that one day , if the principal found out that we have this blog , than we are all dead . with all this bad words and love thingy and so on ... if i got bustard , than ....


Actually , i feel like doing something to all your classes's bitch .. 6~ . that moniter . the bitch .... and yan yee sheen , the hamsap ass . For permission , can I ??

That's so painful



ADDED COMMENT BY iRegretx : lol.. later she pee on them xD

today's torcher

today.. evon... was so happy that almost half of the class got bitten by teacher untill blood come out.. and she didnt cause we didnt tell teacher.. and she keep going to toilet while showing off... which made everyone pissed off.. even me...

OH MAn i was damn angry felt like stabbing her..
somemore we have to do this for 1 month !! of PAIN

and... at first tck and ysz wasnt called.. untill teacher say they lie then they got bitten too and stand out.. this is when lee evon was starting to SHOW OFF... anyways she keep laughing when she saw tck.. which is btw.. LAME...


then.. the 6M class girl was passing by tck for about like 5 or 6 times i think.. then tck sometimes look at her and she sometimes look at him.. evon was like so jealous = LOL


anyway end of today's post my hand bongkak after got bitten by teacher .

Visits since 11:44am 23/5/09.

lol.. i dunno how put.. xD anyway i love to do this honour.. LOL

3000 ppl come to view this blog d !!

wooohooooooo


see my post.. SCROLL DOWN NOW

Ok.... (DOUBLE POST EDITION )

since now we have a lot of members this blog is flooding like siao..
and the reason for the sport check is cause we play blackjack ( 21 dian)
so the LJW tell the headmistress that we gamble with money and all those.. which we did..

then ppl start saying us bad stuff and saying me no more becoming a prefect.. well those bitches should be careful that we didnt say them if not they too will become (FUCKING DEAD)

and now.. my next post shall be..

from the song dont trust me (or should i say ) (dont trust Evon)





evon is a BIG FAT LIAR !!!

let me explain.

1. she lie to ssy and say that she will give him maple cash card but she keep on lying to him.
2. she said she dont LOVE tck anymore but she still does.. and this is what i hate the most.. she keep talking /chatting/ blabbering about tck all day long.
HEAD ADMIN COMMENT: See my post for more info HERE
3. she love to lie.. you know that time the blog was exposed thx to her for telling teacher?... well she said LJW did it.. but i think.. she did it... anyway LJW got see the blog so much? wanna bet that EVON tell LJW that we had her pic all along and ask her to tell teacher... evon cant do it herself so use LJW as a bait.. and
LJW is so zzzzz go and tell the headmistress to get us killed... she should have paid the price instead of us..
4. Evon everyday lie to ppl saying that she lost everything so that ppl would pity her.. but i am giving everyone a nice TIP
dont trust evon.. she wanna lie to you to make u help her do her so called 'CHORES'.
5. If you wan to help her.. you better make sure she take back whatever she had done.. which will not happen.. and ...

TO EVON:


BEWARE

i have your picture laughing and thinking about tck with me.. so try anything funny and you will be dead. and this is juz tha beggining.. be careful to think what you do next time before you create more chaos and hatred towards ur fucking self.


ZZZ (with me) means that the picture is with me.. not tck with me.. wad the fuck la u



and.. this is not only it.. i got the message where you send to me about you caring for CHAN ZI JIUUNN so .. be careful if you wanna stay alive.. anyway i wont accept your sorry .. because i have been holding back for very long .


and i have your very little or should i say (BIG)
secret with me... this isnt funny since you think it is...

prank calling me 3 times and singing through the phone.. think i dunno? i quiet nia... and dont lame la... you wan sing go sing in class... at least ppl throw books at you.

anyway... today the class play was damn hilarious .... we laugh like hell but some ppl got hurt though.. and at the end of class.. john fong and bryan chew went nuts and fighting like hell ... they are really gay.. everyday sit next to each other.. btw... CCH love to sex with John Fong.. if not why they tear their clothes?



well.. this is one of my LONGest POST... so please comment how it is.. at the Chatbox which is located at the sidebar...
thank you for reading this fucking post that is written from ME !