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"Once upon a time there was a young girl named Evon.  Evon was 12 years old and lived in Super Longkang, Klang River.  While walking home from school one day, a Faggot John Fong jumped out from behind a mountain taller than Mount Everest and tackled Evon to the ground.  But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Evon realized that the Faggot John Fong was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off.  At that moment, Evon decided to keep the Faggot John Fong as a pet.  And on the way home she decided to name her pet Faggot John Fong ''Darling Fong.''  When Evon and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch?  That's right, it was Evon's mother, Ultra-Bitch.  And boy was she surprised to see a Faggot John Fong following Evon into the yard!  ''What in world is that?'' shouted Ultra-Bitch.  ''It's a Faggot John Fong,'' answered Evon.  ''Dah, I can see that, Evon, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Ultra-Bitch.  ''It's my new pet!'' answered Evon.  ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Ultra-Bitch.  ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Faggot John Fongs.  But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.''  And with that Evon grabbed Darling Fong by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove.  Once in the house, Evon and Darling Fong played and played, that is until Evon's favorite television show, ''RedTube Porn Channel,'' started.  At that point Evon forgot all about Darling Fong having an unsupervised run of the house.  That is until half way through ''RedTube Porn Channel,'' when Evon was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''FUCK CUT BITCH SUCKING COCK WITH SHIT!!  Evon! Get your fucking asss in the toilet bowl...NOW!!''  With that Evon rushed into the toilet bowl to see what all the fuss was about.  When she entered the toilet bowl, there stood her father, Lee Fucker, pointing toward the Cyber Sex Machine.  ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father.  Then, as Evon followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about.  There, smack dab in the middle of the Cyber Sex Machine, was the biggest pile of John Fong doo-doo she had ever seen!  ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Lee Fucker.  ''But you had better get it cleaned up now!  And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!''  Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Evon knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Darling Fong for a pet.  So without hesitation, Evon set out to find where Darling Fong was hiding.  After a few minutes of looking, Evon discovered Darling Fong crouched beneath the table that Evon did her TCK on.  ''Come on, Darling Fong, it's time to find you a new home.  And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Cyber Sex Machine!'' scolded Evon.  ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet John Fong!!  And with that Evon led Darling Fong out of the house and down to the local Longkang Market.  They had a pet section and Evon knew the owner would find Darling Fong a good home.  So after saying good-bye to Darling Fong, and thanking the owner of Longkang Market, Evon walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen XXL Sized Keg of John Fong's Sauces.  But Evon's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up.  And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Evon suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.  The End."