Today's News - 3/7/09

Today, on TheStarSyndicate.

Tee Jiale, a poor one, got broke up with wife Chan Zhi Ling, when he saw Chan Zhi Ling "berlaku curang" to her husband. Jiale saw her walking into Hotel MingYang with a LENGCHAI-MOTHERFUCKING-HANDSOME-MAN! Jiale stalked her into the room where the LENGCHAI-MOTHERFUCKING-HANDSOME-MAN and Zhi Ling is and saw them doing the "Cha-Cha" dance, not on floor, but on bed. But he was not angry indeed, he was happy, being single again. Zhi Ling didn't know this BTW...

Benjamin claimed that he had 6 kids and two wives today in the class, while four of his kids were same-blood-quadruplets, the other two new-born babies was sent to a special day-care centre where their babies were being fed with kangaroo's milk and being kicked by kangaroos.
I can predict that the two babies, will have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in the future. One of his wife is called Gan Hui Yee, he got her from a sex sh0p when searching for condoms. Lim Fu Sheng is very angry, and may kill Benjamin for her. While the other wife's origin is unknown.

Yes, these are the news, today, on TheStarSyndicate.

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